ILY!

haKOE

2009-06-09T10:14:00.000-07:00

Ok,back to blogspot.I realised changing to wordpress was an epic failure.I didnt had the mood to update there.Maybe because I am not used to it?

Actually just lazy ah.

Quick update about today.Played Cage at Kallang with my secondary school mates.Everything went smoothly when one of my friends accidentally whacked me in the face.Quite a hard one.Until my left eye contact lens flew out of my eye.Then my lower lip got some kind of internal bleeding and now it looks like some grape.Now I got no idea on how to treat it.

Puncture it or just let it be?Lets see ah how it goes.I just pray it will not be a serious one.

And now I got heart burn due to eating murtabak too fast.

New address

2008-12-08T07:03:00.000-08:00

Behindthebigskull.wordpress.com

There you go.

We all rise

2008-12-05T12:06:00.000-08:00

Ok,this blog is in a vegetative state.I think all good things have to end I guess.

Ill be switching to wordpress.Just like Isaac's.You can have password protected posts.How cool is that?

Stay tuned for it.

When?

I got no idea.

This blog will not be closed down.All my posts hold dear memories to me.

So long guys!

How lovely

2008-11-23T05:27:00.000-08:00

Eversince my family had gone to Perth for holiday,leaving me alone with my ever so dumb maid and my grandmother who loves to freak me out by sitting on the sofa in the dark,I find myself in total freedom.

But the freedom is kinda wasted because exams is like in the next two weeks and my projects are due in this coming week.So is my bowling competition.

Thank god there is someone special who never fails to brighten up my day.Eventhough you are so busy with your own stuff,you never fail to sacrifice some of your packed schedule entertaining my utter nonsense.I really appreciate it.Enjoy your two days away from school,while I suffer.I will miss you definitely

Anyway,this month will be packed with activities.I am suprised by how many events I am involved in for this month alone.Funny how I can still find time to slack my ass off.Maybe because I know how to procrastinate efficiently.Hah.Total bull-dung.

I am patiently waiting for the right moment.

You know what I mean

2008-11-21T08:45:00.001-08:00

Words just cannot describe how I am feeling right now.To even decribe the whole day is near impossible.

Its been so long since I have felt this feeling.

Too long in fact.

A series of unexpected events

2008-11-20T06:52:00.000-08:00

Today was like unexpected news popping out from nowhere.From CEO dropping to two bucks to someone shitting in the MRT

I am so tired.So many things in my mind.How I wish I could reveal all.To let go of the stupid anxiety.The worst case scenarios.The feeling of stupidity.I just do not want it to backfire.Ill never forgive myself if that were to happen.

I just need a sign.

On a much lighter side,I am appointed assistant camp chief along with fairul for interaction camp.A joke if you ask me.However,I will do what my ability permits me to.And please lah guys,I am not the next FO camp chief.So dont bet on it.

Mrt back home was funny.Someone shitted on the MRT.Thank god I was not on the same carriage with the guy.Looking at the cleaner's reaction,I guess the guy literally sprayed shit all over the carriage.The string of profanities the cleaner muttered,I think if I were to string them together,it could go round the world two times.No wonder there was like mass evacuation from that carriage.Stupid guy,cant even use his anus muscles properly to contain it.Likely caused by his regular visits to Changi.The smell was legendary.Nothing beat the smell of a warm,moist and brown melted shit.

This paragraph goes to Alia Fadia.Here is your publicity you so much wanted.

Nothing.

AHAHAHAHA.

Ok,im off.

Thank you so much for reassuring me.I really needed it.I owe you one big time.You're the best.=)

Perhaps,Perhaps,Perhaps

2008-11-19T07:20:00.000-08:00

Like all wednesdays for this semester,its always a slack one.Three hours of classes and I am done for the day.Oh yeah,including the GEMS class which in my opinion is the most slackest GEMS compared to my friends who are taking different from me.Listen to him talk about photography for 1 hour,then go home.If only all my modules are like that.

Alot of things need to be done by the end of this week.SMAC stuff,ICAs,projects and tutorials.Looking at all of these nonsense I have to complete,I do not know where to start first.I didnt know my project will be due by next week.Even worse,I do not know who are my group mates are.Maybe I just do what I can for the project,then just selit into any group and give them my contributions.Hah.

I wonder how long more can I wait for it to come.Maybe its not coming at all.Damn.

Macam gini,I go order vietnam bride sudahhh.

Dont step on my head

2008-11-18T07:20:00.000-08:00

Waiting for someone to finish her project,might as well blog about something.

Announcement for those participating in my bowling event.

Please pay the 8 dollars registration fee ASAP.You people give me the names of your team but not the money,joke is it?

You guys ah,give funny team names.Team longkang lah,team lorry lah,team whatever lah.My god,the creativity you guys give for team names are on par with toddlers from tumbletots.

Thats all for my bowling.

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I really hate it when the mrt stops abruptly.I always nearly fly to the next carriage due to my featherlight body.Just now was no exception,I was holding my psp on one hand and my handphone on the other.I can be a good multi-tasker if I want to.Note the if word.Anyway,I also had a paper bag between my legs.Suddenly,the freaking MRT had to brake suddenly.With nothing to hold on to,its all up to God on where I would land on.

Have you seen some TV shows where someone slipped on something and everything starts to go slow motion?It sure felt like it when I was falling.

The funny thing was that I landed on some nyonya.Or more specific,I elbowed her already misshapen head.The next thing I knew,we were both sprawling all over the floor.My handphone at the end of the carriage,her dentures landed on a person's lap.Nah,kidding on the dentures.So,I quickly got up and helped the nyonya to stand on her feet.I said sorry of course.

Lucky she never died on the spot.Last thing I want is a nyonya to die because of my ferocious elbow.I think she was having a concussion by then,because she was smiling and muttering about eternal happiness.I sent her to a clinic at simei which she lived quite near(Thank god).After settling everything(money,sending her home etc).I went home.

I still feel kind of stupid actually,of all people to get hit by an elbow,a nyonya just had to get it.

However,that doesnt beat the incident where I stepped on my grandmother's head a few weeks ago.I thought it was a stool,but how can a stool be so hairy.Lucky, I never rest my weight on that foot.She still could sleep like as if nothing happened.

In conclusion,I am a danger amongst old people.

Bottle it up!

2008-11-17T06:54:00.000-08:00

I'm feeling so fucked up.Its funny how your mood can disintegrate in an instant.Especially when your mood turns to hopelessness.Its like all you want to do is to rot and let the world pass by you.

Maybe what I really wanted is just unattainable.

What you did today was seriously out of order.If that is your way of getting back to me,then I am very disappointed.I already said I am sorry.What more do you want me to do?What you did could derail everything.

Forget it,I am too lazy to give a damn.

Thanks for for everything today,I really appreciate it.For some unknown reason,you made my day so much better.

Pussy envy!

2008-11-15T05:34:00.000-08:00

Today studied with someone in school in the morning.I know some of you think that to see me go from Pasir Ris to Dover just to study is a rarity never ever heard of.But,it was well worth it.I was way behind in my studies anyway.To catch up on it was a really good feeling.

So after some time studying,that someone just had to show me a paragraph that will forever haunt me till my non-existence.Very disgusting.The textbook is regarding human characteristic and behaviour I think.

The paragraph showed that children at the age from 3 to 6 years old have sexual desires with their parents.The boys will desire the mother and will feel jealous of their fathers and have some form of thoughts to kill the father(!).However,the boy wont do it because he still have affection to the father as he also cares for the child.Also,the child fears that the father will object to the child's feelings to the mother and fears that the father will castrate him.

OMFG.If you guys dont find this disturbing,god knows what you regard as disturbing.Having a sexuaL desire to the mother?At age 3 to 6?Fuck sia.Its a common behaviour among children too.When I was 4 years old,all i remembered was getting hooked on ninja turtles.Not my mother.

Thats not all I discovered today.This one cracks me up.Do yo know there is such a term as penis envy and pussy envy?

Penis envy
-It is a theorized reaction of a girl during her psychosexual development to the realization that she does not have a penis.
-She desires a penis,and the power that is represents.
-She develops a sexual desire for the father

This information is both disturbing and funny.Imagine a girl writing on her diary.

Dear diary,

Today I found out that big brother has something I dont have.Mummy called it a penis.The penis looked like an elephant trunk.Why must brother have things that I dont have?He has a toy car,which I dont.He has a robot toy,which I dont.He has a penis,which I dont!Its not fair!I want one too!If I were to have one,I could use it as a laser gun to shoot all the the monsters under my bed.

Ohh ohh,daddy is home!He is so cute!

xoxoxo

Rogayah
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HAHA,ok lah,not into that extent ah but you know what I am trying to say here.

The same goes to pussy envy.

Mummy!I want a pussy!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Alright,im off!

My Imaginary Friend

2008-11-12T06:33:00.000-08:00

In truth,I had no school today.However,due to my procastination I had to go back to school to complete my GEMS assignment.Writing my reflections and thoughts on 6 photos is no walk in the park.I think I spent quite some time writing it.What I wrote down in the end was holy bullshit.It was like writing for the sake of writing.

So these past few days was hell.Funny how most peopl are stressed up with school projects,assignments and whatnots related to their course of study.For me,its a totally different case.Im so busy with my SMAC stuff that I am neglecting my studies.

Alright,I take back my last sentence.I have always been neglecting my studies.So it is not a suprise.Anyway,SMA day is on this Friday.Damn it.To be honest,I love being in a chaotic mood.Weird though.

So today after doing my GEMS and some SMAC stuff,I went to Moberly to support someone in some drama competition.All the acts were cool.Anyway,congrats to her for getting through the competition.You deserved it really.

My response to the bowling competition is good.Too good in fact.Remember people,two boys two girls.

Oh yeah,to that pink hobbit who popped out from nowhere.CONGRATULATIONS!

Ok im done.I knowlah this post boring,no one to attack ah these days.

Highlights

2008-11-10T06:44:00.000-08:00

Since I am too busy,I will postpone my post on the Malaysian trip on a later date.This is due to the fact that I encountered a huge fucked up problem with my bowling competition.

My proposed date was that the competition will be held on the 19th but some smartass had to booked it for their own event.So,I had to push my event back to the 26th.So,to those who are reading this post and wants to join this competition.Make the 26th free.I do not want to entertain idiots telling me that they are not free on that day and desperately suggesting me to change it on another date.

One team will consist of two boys and two girls.No exceptions.Two dicks two vaginas.Thats all.

So,if you guys have formed a team.Inform me.

All gone

2008-11-10T06:22:00.000-08:00

Fuck lah.One fucking long post regarding the malaysian trip is gone.Waste my time only.

Back to back

2008-11-08T08:30:00.000-08:00

Im back.

I really enjoyed the trip alot.

Full update is in my draft.Will publish it soon.

Havoc

2008-11-05T08:16:00.000-08:00

My room now looked like a freaking warzone.This is what you get when you pack last minute.Now my main worry is wether i can force evrything inside the bag.

So,three days overseas,I hope I will enjoy it.This is an oportunity to take a breather from my packed schedule.

Short post.Boring post.

Another reason why I should stop blogging.

Ring a ding a ling

2008-11-03T08:28:00.000-08:00

Life always throw you surprises.Some bad some good.Today however,was amazing.I was walking along my estate's carpark,I noticed something shiny lying on the road.Lo and behold,I found a nokia phone.

Thank you whoever you are.Your carelessness made my day.

I think I have a major weakness when it comes to fourskin products.I think the staff there recognised me.How embarrasing.

The Clock is ticking.

2008-11-02T07:24:00.000-08:00

I am fucking pissed off.Just when I wanted to blog something positive.Something just had to pop out.

YOU FUCKING OVERTAKE ME AND I SWEAR I WILL SNAP YOUR DICK OFF.DO NOT FUCKING SPOIL IT.I AM NOT EVEN YOUR FUCKING FRIEND.I ONLY JUST GOT TO KNOW YOU THROUGH WORK.SO DO NOT GIVE ME THE BULLSHIT THAT IF SHIT HAPPENS,WE ARE STILL FRIENDS.JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE KNOWN THAT PERSON LONGER DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FUCKING LOOK DOWN ON ME.

Shit happens no?

Blog for the sake of blogging

2008-11-01T10:30:00.000-07:00

Today was fun.A visit to Botanic Gardens with a guide who absolutely loves walking in circles and rolling down hills.Haha.I enjoyed it though.Too bad it was drizzling.

Lunch was disgusting though.I was eating beef noodles and there was this fat indian guy facing his back toward me.As I was chewing on a piece of beef,I saw his buttcrack.Wtf.My appetite went downhill from there because everytime I picked up a piece of beef,I imagined that it belonged to some indian butt.Very tender.

Great.Now my legs are aching like mad.Never act hero and cycle like some lunatic with an overdose from crack.But it was good exercise though.My cholesterol levels should go down by a notch by now.

Tomorrow I will spend my time washing plates for some wedding.Get ready for the backaches and wrinkled fingers.

The Snore

2008-10-31T11:18:00.000-07:00

I am seriously considering closing down this blog.I just cant find the time to blog anymore.Even if i have that opportunity,most probably I will go and surf random websites and not blog.Don't be surprised if you see this blog go M.I.A

Anyway,the only thing to update you guys is that next week I will be off to Malaysia for three days to visit some maritime school.I am absolutely excited even though it is just three days.

So,anything interesting happened this past few days?Well,I think duwi have a problem with his snoring.Just now during statistic lecture,he was sound asleep.Unfortunately for him,the class was dead quiet listening to the lecturer.Suddenly,that fat bugger snored.My god,he sounded like a jungle pig.The best part was that it kept getting louder and louder.Naturally,the whole class laughed.And this is not his first time too.

Duwi,please do not sleep in class.Your symphonic snoring is frowned upon by many individuals in the class.

Of bedbugs and decomposing chilli

2008-10-22T06:47:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the lack of updates.I just can't find the time to blog for the past few days.Either I am too tired to update or just plain lazy.

I wonder how some people have the endurance to blog for years.This blog is not even a year old and i am already considering closing it down.

So,this is like the 2nd week of school and thank god I managed to be in all the correct classes.The remaining problem is keeping awake in class.These lecturers are freaking monotonous.Understandable actually,looking at their past careers.

There was this lesson about some safety protocol practiced among shipping companies.The lecturer showed us this video,which in my opinion is the type that epitomises redundancy.

Normal educational videos are family-oriented.This video however is corrupted.The first few minutes of the video showed a freaking women in a bathing suit running baywatch style.The best part was that they freaking zoom into the women's tetek!Sialah!Not only was the cleaveage can be seen.You could even see them bouncing with glee!Tell me how boobs are related to safety protocols?! I think its part educational part soft porn.

Oh yeah.another part of the video was that the same wonderboobs women was acting as a inspector inspecting a ship.While she was busy inspecting,some indian guy bang into him.You know love stories have this cliche part where the male and the female will bump into each other and things will get strewn all over the floor and then both will stare into each other.

That type lah.

Wah,I could die laughing sia.To insert soft porn and romance in an educational video,the director should win the what-the-fuck award.

That is that.

Today had lunch eating mee soto.I regret asking for chilli.It looked like it was decomposing.Urgh.And also,my bed for some reason kena conquered by bedbugs.I have bites on my leg.Got one look like micky mouse sia.Not bad ah these bedbugs.They even offer cartoon characters now.

Today sleep on cardboard sia.hahaha

SMA jalan raya

2008-10-19T05:03:00.000-07:00

Foreskin

2008-10-15T06:19:00.000-07:00

I really must start memorising my timetable.Due to my laziness to actually print it out,it resulted in not once but TWO incidents concerning my timetable.The best part is,it happened two days straight.

My class is seperated into two groups,1A/01 and 1A/02.These two groups have different timetables and we only merged classes for some modules.Since it was a new semester,the whole timetable is changed.However,me being such a total urban jungle pig I simply refuse to print or even memorise the freaking timetable.

The first incident was on Tuesday,class started at 8.30.I thought the class was merged so I followed duwi to the class because I didnt have a single buttcrack clue where my class is.So,settle down blah blah blah,teacher arrived.The module was Character Development anyway.

45 minutes through the lesson,I looked around the class and was suprised to see none of my group was present.Very suspicious since my group had a few China imports(laced with melamine!) who never failed to amaze me with their sense of punctuality.By then,I felt like something is wrong ah.

No wonder,wrong class sial.I was supposed to be in another classroom for Statistics!By then,the feeling of pure paisehness hit me right through the crotch.Since I didn't want to embarass myself by just going out of the class beacuse by then confirm everbody knew that I was an odd one out.So,I played it cool by staying in the class for the whole two fucking hours.

The next day lagi best,I checked the timetable before going out.9.00 start.Go school.Fast foward to class.10 min into the lesson,no sign of my group.

Babi goreng!My class was actually at 10!So,I went to the earlier class for no reason!Fucked up sial the feeling.1 hr tahan again.

Sometimes,I amaze myself with my stupidity.

But today,I was amazed with ZY's decision to wear a pink top and blue pants.You think you what sial,Polly Pocket ah?!

Whats next?

Im so fly

2008-10-13T06:42:00.000-07:00

First day of semester 2 was a bore.The lessons was abit of the what-the-fuck kind of nature.Especially Economics.

10 minutes into the lesson and I am already lost.It doesnt help if your classmates seemed to understand it with ease while yours truly is still struggling to understand the introduction.What fuck sial is opportunity cost.

Aiyah,that can be settled in the near future.I am here to blog my humiliation on the bus anyway.

A word of advice;When nyonyas start looking at you in some freakingly weird way,something is definitely wrong.Very wrong.

As I boarded the bus,all eyes were somehow fixed upon me.Naturally,I just played it cool.Walk with a bit of swagger you know.Then ah,when I sat down.Sialah,can see undearwear.Even a guy in bedok could see the gaping hole in my pants.It wasnt even zipped up a single bit.Fuck.

Unzipped pants is very uncool.More so when a nyonya looked at you in a very weird way.I should have drowned myself in a pool of humiliation.Showing the briefs in eternal glory.

Aiyah,times like these should be cherished.It shows how kental you can be.

Dont bother

2008-10-12T08:42:00.000-07:00

Starting time: 11.53pm.

Name: Ilyas Hakim

Sisters: 2

Brothers: 0

Shoe size: 8.5

Height: The last time I checked it was 166.

Where do you live: Pasir Ris

Favourite drinks: Apple juice

Have you everBeen on a plane: Yes.

Swam in the ocean:No

Fallen asleep at school:Who doesnt?

Broken someone's heart:I got no idea

Fell off your chair:Again,who doesnt?

Waited for someone to call: Yeah

Saved emails:Unopened emails are more appropriate

What is your room like:Yellow yellow dirty fella

What's right beside you:A bed

What is the last thing you ate: Nasi Beriyani

Ever hadChicken pox:Suprisingly not yet

Sore throat: yes

Stitches: Countless.

Broken nose: Nope.

Do youBelieve in love at first sight: No,but i believe in love is retarded.

Like picnics:

Who was were the last personYou danced with:Dont have

Last made you smile:Someone ah

You last yelled at:The fucked up security guard

Today did you

Talk to someone you like:yess.

Kissed anyone:No

Get sick: Physically no,mentally yes

Talk to an ex: no

Miss someone: yes.

Eat: what kind of qn sial

Best feeling in the world:EJACULATION.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no.

What's under your bed:My dead ipod

Who do you really hate:monkeys

What time is it now: 4 in the afternoon

Random

Is there a person who is on your mind now:

EH FUCKED UP SIAL THIS SURVEY!I CANT BELIEVE I WASTED TIME ON THIS!

THANKS AH KORG!!!

At least i did like 1/2 of the survey,so happy now korg?

Crushcrushcrush

2008-10-12T06:04:00.000-07:00

I miss someone I barely know.Now that is fucked up.

How to initiate sial.

Homecoming

2008-10-12T04:17:00.000-07:00

This is a short update to inform you people that Ilyas is still alive and kicking.Will only update whenever something out of the ordinary happens to me.Or more appropriately,when I feel like it.

Laziness is a disease.

The Visit

2008-10-04T08:17:00.000-07:00

Its very sad to know that my secondary school mates will be off enjoying jalan raya while I am at school for camp.

Fuck it.

Of all the jalan raya's,this is the one I am most looking foward to but damn it,I can't go.This camp must be worth the sacrifices.

Im feeling shitty already.

Amongst The Rendangs

2008-10-01T10:22:00.000-07:00

So,today is Hari Raya.The day where asking for forgiveness is of the utmost priority.So,without further ado I,Ilyas Hakim Bin Khairudin seek forgiveness for any wrongdoings to you people.Especially the way I speak.If anybody out there somehow got hurt internally or externally by me,I am really sorry.Of course,most are unintentional.Most lah ah.

However,if any individual out there is still emotionally scarred by my verbal beatings,meet me to clear the air.I do not like people to hold grudges.

So,apologies aside.

First day of Raya was a routine.So,I shall not bore you with it.The only thing that I really have to bring up was resisting the temptation of overeating.

Sial ah,everytime I eat something unhealthy,I picture myself clutching my chest in mortal pain.Having a premature death is uncool.

I think with the amount of beef I ate today,I might as well go for a bypass operation now.

Must exercise sial.

I am tired so thats it for now.

Bye.

Heart Attack

2008-09-28T07:31:00.000-07:00

So,Ive got my blood test results and unfortunately its not good.Doctor said that I have a high chance of having heart diesease.

Funny thing was that he said that I just have to exercise regularly because my cholesterol levels are okay.The best part was that he recommended me to climb 80 flight of stairs.

Crazyness.

I dont know but I am feeling rather down eversince.

Im off for some jumping-jacks.

The Home Run

2008-09-27T13:41:00.000-07:00

I really hate walking around certain parts of the school at night.After that incident,Im not sure I have the guts to walk that part of the school again.Its not that I am terrified of seeing something.Its just the feeling that overwhelms me.

Its like something going through me or me going through it.Im not sure but it was a horrible feeling.A feeling I never experienced before.

Thank god I pulled myself through.I didnt tell anyone on the night itself.A wise move considering we have to walk there again.Luckily,I didnt feel anything.

Suey ah.

That Stretch

2008-09-27T09:14:00.000-07:00

That stretch of corridor.That flickering light.That strange feeling.

That ball which disappeared.

That figure.

Star Struck

2008-09-25T08:30:00.000-07:00

Before I write about today,I just want to tell you that yesterday taufiq said one of the most nonsensical things he is famed for.

'Brazilian Prada'

I wanted to buy one of those Brazilian Praia and Taufiq with his retardation and misplaced confidence,he said;

"Ah,Brazilian Prada quite nice also"

I think it was what he said but the main thing was,

Brazilian Prada.

He deserves a spine buster sial,you should see his face saying it with confidence.

So,moving on to today's events.

I went out with Ahmad and Aloysius for some window shopping.Not only that,we went to Marina to check out the F1 track.It was late afternoon by that time and we were just looking around the track.Plenty of cars were driving on it.One car even slowed down and suprisingly there were race girls in it and they waved at us.

A suprise considering that these beauties bother to slow down to wave at us cockroaches.Anyway,we somehow saw an opening leading right into the track and being shameless guys,we just went in.Of course we were not supposed to go on the track but nobody stopped us so we continued.

We came out of the track soon after because Aloysius had to go off.After sending him off,Ahmad and I went on the track again.I feel the security was abit too lax to let two guys to walk in the track just like that.Anyway,after walking on the track for quite a distance.We saw a forklift driving towards us.It had 3 angmohs on it and jeng jeng jeng,

Nick Heidfeld was on it!

^This guy!

Me and Ahmad just looked at him and after he went past us,ahmad realised it was him.By then,ahmad was like jumping up and down like a groupie while saying out his name.Too bad he didnt take a picture of Heidfeld.You know,he looked different in real life.Maybe I expected him to be illuminated by some light and the angels go 'aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh'.

Then we got caught by a malay guard.He was friendly suprisingly.Then,we saw Jensen Button on his scooter!Like woah!

^The guy on the left

Again,he wasn't illuminated by some bright light and no angels were singing 'aaaaaaahhhhh'

Sad.

I know some of you find it that its not much to fuss about but if you are an F1 fan,you know how it feels if Nick Heidfeld drives by you on a forklift.

Ahmad was like 'woah' here and there.If you guys know him,he can be really retarded if he gets excited.Retarded in a good way mind you.

^Abang-abang step cute

Sorry for the long and boring post.I suck at narratives.

The Brazilian Wears Prada

2008-09-24T08:01:00.000-07:00

I hate it when people ask me to come at a certain time and in the end they come late.I don't mind if its 10 mins late but if the bloody meeting starts an hour later then it becomes ridiculous.But at least some people explain why they were late and most importantly said sorry.

I seriously considered backing out back there but I felt that will trouble a few people so I just let it go.

I hope there wont be any more such bullshits.I mean this kind of thing confirm make people angry only,so dont blame me if somehow what i write is kinda harsh.

I think I will blog the rest tomorrow.

Got Milk?

2008-09-22T07:02:00.000-07:00

For months Ive been drinking strawberry Dutch Lady milk and now they say its tainted.What the fuck.

How unlucky.

It will not be a surprise if you see me foaming in the mouth,curled up and having seizures like a cockroach being sprayed by insecticide.

Or worse,it will have a long term effect on me.My sperms will be tainted and thus my future children will have become mutants.

Think about it,it will be kinda cool if i have mutant kids.The boy can be invisible and will be the first 21st century orang minyak without the minyak.And the girl can have hexagon tits that can shoot beams strong enough to punch hole stacks of worksheets.

Ok,seriously speaking.China really got to educate their factory workers.I think these workers have a problem in differentiating the difference between rat poop and chocolate rice.

I think one china bugger think its cute to put poison in milks so that people like me will suffer from retardation.

For now,I will cleanse myself by being bulimic.

Between The Twin Peaks

2008-09-19T08:25:00.000-07:00

I went to the doctor just now.I was expecting just a regular check-up but you guys know me,there will always be a cruel twist in the end.The doctor wanted to run a blood test.Initially,I was ok with it.Until he fished out a syringe.

You see,I expected just a prick on my thumb and he will then collect some drops of it but nooooo he had to use a fucking syringe.Sial ah,the doctor is old.Old as in you could break his arm and sawdust will pour out kind of old.Already they cant even put a freaking thread in a needle's eye and there you have an old geezer wanting to draw blood from you.

Fucks sake,I was already imagining him poking at the wrong place and blood will spout like a fountain I have on the balcony .Thank God it went alright.

I think he took about two vials of blood.

The worst thing was he kept on repeating

"Dont faint ah boy-boy,must be brave ah.Dont cry"

Cheeebye!

I felt that by then I really should do him a favour and end his life in the most horrible way.

Drawing blood out of his nipples.

So,nipples aside.

Just now after friday prayers,I saw something thats not supposed to be seen.

A minah beside me carrying groceries was bending down due to exhaustion.Normal right?

Whats not normal was how abnormally large her bosoms were.I know I am not supposed to look but my god,they were big.Its as if they are genetically enhanced with the purpose to bludgeon any poor soul to pulp.

You know mats call cleveage as 'longkang'(drain)?

I think what I saw was nowhere near that.

Its more of the Grand Canyon.

Its so deep that you can hear your own echoes if you shout your name in there.

Echo!

Echo! Echo!

Echo! Echo!

Its not a suprise if you see lizards rock climbing in there.They will then race to see who gets to reach and press the nipples first.

Haha.

Fasting month talk about this ah.Good ah.

Long sial this post.

That's Not My Name

2008-09-18T11:40:00.000-07:00

Alright,the results for my modules are out.Thank god I managed to scrape pass through.Told you I am good at scraping through.

The worst thing is,I feel kinda proud that I managed to avoid fowarding module.Proud in a sense that I can still survive without studying.

That is bad.

So,gotta buck up.At least show some kind of improvement for future's sake.Dont ask about my GPA.Its so bad that it is laughable.Congrats to those who did well.

Boring post.

Will update much more interesting things.

Bear with it.

You will always walk alone

2008-09-13T12:35:00.000-07:00

Losing to liverpool is sickening.Credits to them for playing very well.It hurts though.

What really made me pissed was the fact that a bangla standing beside me was being such a total ass.The way he celebrated was like he just witnessed the rebirth of Ghandi.He looked at me and jumped like a 7 year old kid who just managed to steal his father's FHM magazine.

Sigh.

All hope is lost.

The whole of Simpang Bedok supports Liverpool.

Cyclops

2008-09-12T14:25:00.000-07:00

Overnighting at school for the 2nd time now.

I can say that some parts of the school really give you the creeps.The best part comes when your imagination run wild.

Thank god nothing happened so far.To have a friend with a third eye kind of comforts you rather than scare you.I wonder how he coped with this unusual gift.To see him look at a cubicle and say that it is 'occupied',it kinda made me freak out for a while.Looking at his expression,I know he aint lying.But what suprised me was how calm and collected he was and that kind of calmed me.

I guess its up to personal opinion if people believe this kind of things.

Anyway,thanks Ahmad for the belt.Cool shit.

Im still in school anyway and its 5 am.Freaking sleepy.

Bleeding love

2008-09-10T09:26:00.000-07:00

Everybody sure have their own disgusting stories while on the bus before.Yesterday,I think I hit the jackpot.

It happened yesterday while I was on a bus to pasir ris MRT.I had to overnight at school for some ICE camp nightwalk recce.

So anyway,It was a double decker bus so I sat on the top level.Since the bus was empty,I just randomly chose any seat.So i sat on the outer seat if you know what I mean,then I placed my right hand on the other seat.

I was as usual stoning while listening to my music,then my hand kinda caressed the seat beside me.Suddenly got some damp feeling on the seat ah.Very weird the feeling.So I just glanced at my right hand.

You know the reddish brown colour found on dried blood?

That kind of colour.

You know when you touch something unfamiliar you will then smell it?Dont deny,I know most of you idiots do it.

To tell you the truth,the smell was really weird ah.Cannot register in my mind.So I just ignored it and wiped it off on the window(HAHA!).

Few seconds later,

OH SHIT.

FRUCKFRUCKFRUCKFRUCKFRUCKFRUCK!

I came to realise that some random ah lian/minah/nyonya/makcik/nenek/ah soh just did a full rendition of their own 'Bleeding Love' on a freaking SBS bus.Fuck la,of all people it is I who just had to choose that mother father seat and caressed that stained seat.

Oh God,my prayers for an interesting life definitely did not include the smelling of tainted blood.It was not part of the deal!

I smelled it for fuck's sake.

SMELL!

Might as well lick it sia.

The worst part was not knowing who did it came from.

Just imagining it makes me nauseous.

The blood definitely was not just any ordinary blood.That im sure of it.

I think she had a tsunami inside her.I think she wear the toddlers Huggies pampers also will not contain the tsunami.

No amount of dettol will put my mind at ease.

Deception Point

2008-09-08T11:22:00.000-07:00

Being an enigma can really distance you from reality.

Family.Friends.Faith.

If only there is someone I can really relate to.

Happy Cruising!

2008-09-06T08:11:00.000-07:00

You lucky bastards who get to go MEL camp,damn you.

Have a safe trip.

Haha.

Dont worry,I touch wood already.

Dementia

2008-09-03T07:43:00.000-07:00

My grandmother has it for some time now.But I think it is getting worse.

Just now,my grandmother approached my father and demanded who the hell is he and what was he doing in 'her' house.Thank god my father said nothing.Else my grandmother will unleash her legendary nagging.

For her to forget her own son,this is bad.

Anyway,today went to school for ICE camp meeting.Nothing special happened today except for the mrt ride home.

Mrt was fucking packed and I was standing near the door,then this nyonya came along and squeezed in.At first I didnt mind a single bit.

Then she started wriggling with her back towards me.My god,she was like 3 mm apart from me and she still had the cheek to wriggle so that she have her space.

Grinding with nyonya not fun bodoh.

I know this is a holy month but I feel like doing a dropkick on the nyonya sia.

Cb.

Bloated

2008-09-01T08:10:00.000-07:00

I think I am losing interest in blogging already.I just cant find the spark to write something interesting.

Stupid holidays.

Maybe once school reopens Ill be back with a bang.

Anyway,I just hate it when people talk as if they know everything in this goddamn universe.They will then start bragging how well-informed they are in certain issues.But most likely they research it at wikipedia and then go brag as if they experienced it loads of time.

The worst is that they are just ordinary Joe's that simply exist just to make up the population in Singapore.

What the fuck sia.

Fucking turn off.

True Colours

2008-08-29T09:17:00.000-07:00

I passed my Basic Theory Test.Thank God.

After some intense last minute studying,it finally paid off.

Yeah right.

It was just BTT for god sake.The questions were straightfoward.However some of the questions are just plain dumb.

A bangla beside me finished his test in 10 mins.Fierce shit.Pass summore.

Oh yeah,went to marina to check out Baybeats.Kinda cool.

Basically Basic

2008-08-28T07:42:00.000-07:00

I still got no idea what happened to my tagboard.

Anyway,tomorrow is teacher's day and also my Basic Theory Test.Power pack ah.

Im not that excited to go see my secondary school teachers.Maybe some I want to meet but not the rest.I still haven't forgiven some of the teachers that thought I was a goner.Especially the principal.

That tyrant should be roasted over a small bonfire.

"Ilyas,you are going to ITE."

I will never forget that sentence.My testicles was crushed right there and then.Thank god,I pulled through.

Hatred aside.Studying for BTT is a chore.

Must get 45 correct out of 50 to pass.For a guy whose forte is getting borderline passes,this will be abit tricky.

I know some of you have gotten your licenses so please don't go,

"Alah,btt easy lah"

"I can pass my btt while fucking my uncle la sia"

"Failing btt is quite dumb to be honest"

HAHA.

Anyway,today watched Star Wars movie with Shaik,Sufi,Taufiq and Nadiah my pri4 classmate last time.

To be honest,her voice is still abit whiny even after all these years.I hope she doesn't read my blog.She can be quite a handful.

Primary Memories

2008-08-28T04:51:00.000-07:00

I think my tagboard is creepy.

Why the hell did it delete all the tags and replaced it with something that happened 2 years ago is downright freaky.

Guess ah who write,I got no idea too.

She lick me like a paddlepop

2008-08-26T08:43:00.000-07:00

Ok,my supposed hiatus was short-lived.I just need to blow off some steam by writing.Funny way to let it off but definitely way better than masturbating.

Anyway,these past few days has its fair share of conflicts.Conflicts that range from being borne out of plain idiocy to just dumbfounding complicating.

I hate conflicts.Everything gets blown out of proportion.But the thing that I really do not want to get involved is when for some reason I am forced to choose sides.The best part is that the two sides are both idiots in their own right.The only thing that seperates them is the size of their ego.

I may sound like I am addressing a paticular conflict but hell no.This applies to all if you think it over properly.

Hah!That feels much better.

I hate holidays.

I miss the banter.

Now back to soul searching.

Hiatus?

2008-08-23T08:26:00.000-07:00

I need a break.

Will resume only if I have to.

Or maybe I should go private?

Testimonial

2008-08-22T07:48:00.001-07:00

For 4 days straight I have rotted at home.4 days straight I didnt bathe at all.

Yeah right.

I practice good hygiene thank you very much.

Anyway,today went out with sufi to collect my testimonial from my secondary school.Thank god I did not bump into anyone that I had a history with.

We all know that testimonials are just paragraphs full of lies that will help us in our future jobs.However,some sentences I picked up from my testimonial was not good if you read between the lines.Let me quote a few.Oh yeah,some sentences were just plain opposite to what I really am.

1)Ilyas is a responsible student who is committed to carrying out his duties and tasks promptly

Intended message-An irresponsible student who procrastinate everything.Even masturbation.

2)...ensuring that the work he produces is of a high standard.

Intended message-High standard due to copying from the smartasses.

3)...constantly strives to understand the content taught in the classroom.

Intended message-For a huge head,it is a wonder if there is a brain in him.Obviously,not the intellectual type.But credits to him for acting that he is trying to understand what is being taught.

4)Ilyas has the potential to b very successful in all his future undertakings.

Intended message-Ilyas has the potential to die a virgin in a cupboard.

You just cannot trust testimonials these days.

Clearing the trash

2008-08-21T03:41:00.000-07:00

Well,today was full of suprises.

One suprise is regarding my maid.My maid ain't that bright when it comes to doing things that are unfamiliar to her.I think some of you guys remember the Ice Milo incident.

That maid took the word 'literal' too seriously.

Sigh.Maids these days.

Anyway,In the morning I heard her sing her own rendition of the Baa Baa Black Sheep.My god,the way she sang.

Will forever stay in my head until the day I am 6 feet under.

The way she sang the lyrics can bring immediate constipation to those who are within a 5m radius from her.No wonder the baby was screaming with agony.

So,the other suprise is regarding football(those not into football can press the x button now).

Arsenal just signed a very talented and experienced left back from Man Utd.

Mikael Silvestre or Peanut head.

To be honest,I do not rate him highly because he tends to switch off during crucial moments.So,in a sense I wish him goodluck in ruining Arsenal.

Ferguson is a legend.Dumping him to another rival club.

You gooners always complain of the lack of experience.

There you go fellars.

Next week we give you John O shea

Now he is the best.

A True Story

2008-08-20T07:46:00.000-07:00

Have you ever been conned?

Well,this story recently happened to one of my friends.

You see,this particular guy is just an average guy that most people would not notice his existence.

Yeah,poor guy.

People notice me because I got a big shiny forehead!

So much so,people can go blind!

Ok,back to the point.

This guy really had bad luck in girls.Once,he had a crush on this girl.He liked her for quite sometime,but God was being mean to him I think.The girl kinda liked me instead.I am his close friend too so I think it was a crushing blow to his balls.Me?I just laughed so hard that my nipples went stiff.

So,this guy then recently stumbled upon a blog.This blog ain't like any normal blog.The blogger was a female.The sad thing was that she got Aids.My friend then tagged her and left her his email address.So,they chatted bla bla bla.Not long after that they exchanged numbers.Oh yea,about the girl.She is in JC.So around my age.Raffles JC I think.Smart eh.

By this time,my friend have fallen for her.How sweet.But just when this guy got her number,the girl opened up to him.

She sms him that all was a lie.

A lie which revealed that she got no Aids.The best part was the girl was a 26 year old woman with a child who was just bored and decided to fake a girl with Aids.She is also a primary school teacher by the way.

HAHAHAHAHA!

My friend again had his balls crushed.You got owned!Falling for a fake Aids girl.

Classic.

As a good friend of yours,I will do you a favour.

I will personally go down to Geylang and pick up a girl with any diseases related to sexual intercourse and introduce her to you.

Amacam?

Guys,if you have a slight clue who the guy is.

Shut the gap.Because who you think the guy is,is not the guy.

So just zip it eh.

The Reckoning

2008-08-20T01:34:00.000-07:00

Woah.

Eversince the start of the holidays,I will sleep at most by 4.Since everyone in my family will be soundly asleep by then,I have the whole living room to myself.When I am hungry,normally I cook maggi or something simple.

Yesterday however,I tried something different.I wanted toasted bread with cheese so I tried my luck.My house aint got no bread toaster because the last time we had one,a family of cockroaches was living in it.

So this time,I kinda used a pan to make the toasted bread.So yeah,there I was in a kitchen at 3 in the morning cooking toast happily.Then,out of the blue the fucking bread caught on fire.

I was so shocked with the unintentional 'pyrotechnics' that i just stood there gaping.I snapped out of it once smoke started appearing.To be honest,I was like some headless chicken.

I started blowing.

Ok,that sounds wrong.

ANYWAY,blowing only made the fire bigger for some unknown reason.

So,I did the only thing that came first in my mind.

Swing the fucking pan!

The flying bread on fire luckily landed on the sink.

I swing that fucker like Roger Federer in his prime.

Cool shit.Thank god,I didn't hurt myself.Or worse,burning down the kitchen.

Cooking is definitely not one of my forte.

Sorry mother,I cant become an f&n teacher.

Tei! Tei! Tei!

2008-08-19T08:44:00.000-07:00

Ah.

I cannot stand being at home doing nothing.

Hah!

Short post for today!

When Boredom Strikes

2008-08-18T05:20:00.000-07:00

Today was horrible.Staying at home was a torture.

You know you are freaking bored when you start reading the Classified ads on the papers.Hey,its better than nothing.

Today,I think I spent the whole day watching Scrubs episode online,staring at my room's ceiling,browsing friendster profiles and many more things associated with a guy with nothing better to do.

Sigh,I think better go and find a job.

Oh yeah,I just discovered that my undergarments drawer is infested with silverfishes.

Go and ask your neighbour to dickslap you if you do not know what is that.

^Cute eh?

It jumped off from the underwear I was going to wear.Thank god because if it was to be trapped at the butt area,Ill be pretty damn sure that the thing would crawl inside my anus and make a cosy home in it.Then make a family of four while at it too.

Urgh.

Coma

2008-08-17T07:16:00.000-07:00

Today was fun.

Fun is a sense that me,Shaik and Taufiq spent 3 hours playing Fifa 08 on a Xbox 360 at Orchard Ceneleisure.Thanks for the treat shaik.

Anyway,to you people who actually went to view that minah-cannot-make-it profile.

Disgusting eh?

Especially the pouting picture,her lips looked similar to clits belonging to a fat ass nyonya.Fat and juicy.

Urgh.

So,tomorrow will be the start of my holidays.

Yay to the power of the Sun.

I look so foward to rotting at home.

You guys are so lucky to still have school.

I need money.

Very badly.

Dont Speak

2008-08-16T06:12:00.000-07:00

Sometimes the way people act or talk really irritates the hell out of me.Maybe they are just dillusioned in a sense that doing certain things will help them scale the social ladder.

One way is by pouting.

You see,recently there is a girl who added me on friendster.I do not have clue who the hell she is or the reason she added me.I accepted her without looking at her profile,due to the fact I didnt had time to check her out.

Anyway,I was at esplanade's library at that time and I was in a happy mood.Unfortunately,this girl who added me sent me a comment.

It went all downhill right there and then.

This was what she wrote.

Hello Newlys .Thanks for the adding / accepting .
So , how are you ?
Do talk alright ? No muting .
I'm Hanaa , and you're ?

HANAA

Now,what pisses me off is the muting part.Do I look like a fucking Samsung LCD remote control?Just because I have nipples doesnt mean you can assume that by pressing the left side you can mute me and the right side to change the contrast.

Hell,if people have the power to change contrast.[insert name here] will be the happiest lad on earth.

Ok,back to the point.You see,I dont give an anal that I am supposed to be kind and comment her profile.

If she is pretty maybe I can give some leeway,but to be honest.

She looks like an offspring made by a hippo and a monkey.

And she is 15 for god's sake.

Ill be horrified if my future daughter pouts while posing for pictures.

Pouting only applies to the sexy and stunning girls.Not hybrids.

And what in the world is 'NEWLYS'?

Her future will be bleak.

Anyway,she got a photo album with fan signs pictures in it.

Her friends are so sweet.

The world is fucked up.

Girls

2008-08-15T12:08:00.000-07:00

I wont sleep until I let this out.

I think I have found it.

Now I know why I am like this.Everything seems to fit.It all comes together.

It all makes sense now.

Love.

No matter what,somehow it comes back to you.

Eagleheart

2008-08-15T06:56:00.000-07:00

Oh my,time does fly.

My exams are over and thus marks the beginning of the holidays.9 whole weeks in fact.I am now thinking of what to do during the holidays.No way I am going to rot at home.

Maybe I will work.However,finding one aint easy.

I still remember after my O levels,finding a job was a total bitch.

In the end I worked as a part-time sushi maker and a fishmonger at Carrefour.

Being a fishmonger was the most unglamorous job you could get.

Everyday,I spent half the day either plucking heads from shrimps or gorging guts out from fishes.

Fish was my bestfriend then.So was the smell.

Especially the rotten ones.

So bad was the smell that when compared to duwi's legendary B.O,Duwi's scent is like a bunch of freshly plucked daisies.

That bad I tell you.

It was a good working experience though.

Oh yeah,do not trust Supermarkets claiming that all the fishes are fresh.

All lies.

Oh yeah,speaking of which.

Mrt ride home was the bomb just now.

Duwi can emit smells that even an old man gave up his seat and walked really far from it.

You should have seen the apek's face.

His face was the perfect example of a guy in great trauma.

Then a woman came.

After a few minutes.

Game over.

God bless her soul.

At Risk

2008-08-14T07:49:00.000-07:00

For as long as I can remember,Ive always been the guy with the potential.However,due to some negative attributes in me,Ive never live up to what was expected of me.To be honest,Ive never pushed myself hard enough to see what I am capable of.So much so that I am surprised by what I can do if I put enough effort.

Now,you guys must be thinking that I am in a state of disillusion with the direction Im heading.

Maybe I am.

Eversince the wife told me that my name is on the list of names that is at risk.She made it sound as if my future will be sentenced to life as a zookeeper.She said it was a list of students with high chances of being screwed.

I am not too sure exactly but I think chances are high that I will be fowarding modules.

For those of you who do not have the slightest idea what the frog I am talking about,let me fill you up in brief.

Its the most fucked up scenario you will ever encounter.

Yet.

The modules I fail will be fowarded to next year.This means I will be committing one whole semester for these failed modules.

This in turn will extend my exciting stay in SP for another 6 months.

How great.

The last time I was so screwed like this was when my mother found out that ive been visiting not-so-pure websites.That was when I was in secondary 1 I think.Dodging being whacked by the broom or the occaisonal bamboo stick was my forte back then.

My mom was fierce.Step out of the line and you will be whacked by a Giordano belt(high quality leather I must say)so viciously that it was a miracle I managed to live through my childhood years.

Thank god she mellowed down.

For now,let me enjoy the calm before the storm.

Then all hell will break loose.

Banquet

2008-08-13T01:40:00.000-07:00

Don't you just love the feeling of being helpless?The feeling just drags you down like some fucking anchor.

Anyway,I am supposed to do some last minute revision.However,as predicted it failed misereably.Cmon,I did have the intention to study.But my so called enthusiasm was crushed when I encountered this question.

A hold has a bale capacity 920 m3. At the bottom of the hold, 640 packages are
stowed, each measuring 0.6m X 0.3m X 0.3m and weighing 90kgs each, 5% of cubic
capacity is allowed for broken stowage. On top of these packages, a parcel of 325tonnes
of wheat is stowed at SF 1.53 m3/tonne. What tonnage remains in the hold at 1.1
m3/tonne?

All hope is lost.

I will definitely foward this module.

Next week is the start of my holidays.

I will definitely rot at home like some rotten roadkill in the middle of PIE.

Thank god I have my baby sister as a form of entertainment.

This girl can really salivate.

Chikin

2008-08-12T07:52:00.000-07:00

Marine Engineering Knowledge was a breeze.Thank god the laptop did not die on me.I think I can pass this module.I hope.

So there are like three more module to go and by next week,Ill be free from the clutches of evil you people call school.

Or so i've heard.

Today was a total bore.

The only highlight for today was that Fashly told me the hairier the girl is,the more horny she is.

I've never felt so disgusted.Of course,I do not believe it one single bit.

To come and think of it,the thought of a girl with vagina so hairy that you could do a centre parting on it being horny is disturbing.

I'm so sorry for corrupting your oh-so-pure minds.

Oh yeah,I know this is long overdue but goodluck you readers on your exams.

Mug smart,not hard.

I like you.

2008-08-11T04:36:00.000-07:00

So,Financial Accounting in Shipping went well.My definition of 'went well' means that I managed to do most of the questions.Since I didnt study at all,answering most of the questions was an achievement.

Mind you,the rubbish I wrote was all thanks to my excellent memory which I recalled what I learnt during my secondary school days.

I got E8 for Accounting in my Olevel cert by the way.So fingers crossed there.

To even think that my father's an executive accountant.

I should be disowned by the family.

Anyhow,Im famous for scrapping through exams.So let the trend continue I hope.

Oh yeah,I find it irritating when people start discussing answers regarding the exam papers they just sat for.

Even more irritating is the fact that they insist that their answers are correct resulting in a collective debate among those who would bother entertaining these fags.

For me,I can't join because most likely I left the question blank.

However,being such an irregular hypocrite that I am.

I do it only if I am really confident of doing well/pass in a paticular exam.

Sometimes only.

But eversince I came to Poly,I dont remember doing any of these.Maybe its due to the fact that my knowledge in all my modules are close to nothing.

Negativities aside,I managed to read through my notes in preparation to tomorrow's online test.

Pray that my laptop wont lag.

If not,I will make sure the first person who irritate me after the exam will have stretched nipples so long that I can make a ribbon out of it.

Teh Tarik

2008-08-10T09:57:00.000-07:00

You know the soccer competition I said I would be participating?

The one which I said we would concede goals like a thai whore?

Yeah,that one.

We managed a third placing.

An achievement of the highest order considering the fact that we had duwi in the team.

We could even won 1st to tell you the truth.

We conceded only 1 goal.Bloody achievement.

Everyone contributed to the team.

Husrin did well.

Oh yeah,the game that we lost.

It was raining frogs during that match.The field was a bitch.So was the referee.

The puddles on the field looked like Teh Tarik if you ask me.

You would have to ask mus how it taste like.

The way he fell down face first in a puddle of water.

Classic.

He was like a mudskipper flopping around in the water.

Financial Accounting in a few hours time.

Did I study?

Zilch.

Majulah the Singapura

2008-08-10T09:07:00.000-07:00

Okay,this post is meant for saturday.Apologies for not updating on that day.

Saturday was meant for me and my friends to watch the NDP fireworks.The problem was that a few thousand or hundreds had the same thing in mind.

Its a spectacle watching that amount of people congregating at a sigle place.

Now with that many people,I can't miss out the opportunity to go girl watching.

Boys will be boys.

All types of stereotypes were present.

You name it and one of them will pop out in 5 seconds.

The place was so packed that if you tried squeezing through the crowd,high chance you will unintentionally grind some unknown nyonya's ass.

After the fireworks ended,it was a nightmare.

Hundreds of people leaving marina at one go.

Utter chaos.

Thank god somehow I managed to use anothe exit.

I ate at breeks with my mates.

Food was acceptable.

The bill was beautiful.

Highlight of the day was that my friend ate brownies with cheese.

One bite and it makes you confused.

Even If I was starving,Ill skip that dish.

Urgh.

Knowledge is Power

2008-08-08T07:35:00.000-07:00

When you are in constipation.

Never ever eat Curry O from Old Chang Kee.

My god,it was a struggle.

A struggle to ensure that the bus you are on wont be soiled with your very own classic faeces.

Warm and moist

Sigh.Thank god I survived.

Shadows

2008-08-07T09:47:00.000-07:00

We all know that now is the Hungry Ghost Festival.Alot of stories are based from this event alone.I shall not expand on this because I am scaring myself just by thinking about it.

Im a pussy when it comes to these kind of stuff.

Well,a few minutes ago I thought I just witness one.I came out of my room to take a leak.Lo and behold,I saw something in the living room.

Fucking hell.I was so shocked that every single strand of hair on my body stood up.Even my armpit hair.

It looked so scary.I wanted to scream but for some reason I just didnt know what to do.

I then squinted my eyes if it was really the thing I thought it to be.

Fuck's sake.

It turned out to be this.

A fucking cello.

Retarded ah.

Scared shitless by my sis' cello.

Insomnia

2008-08-06T11:01:00.000-07:00

Its 2 a.m in the morning.For some reason I just can't sleep.

I miss x-factor.Go out again leh.

I dont care.I will find a target.

Run to the Hills

2008-08-06T08:05:00.000-07:00

Ok,I regreted helping out for the Poly 50 event.It was such a waste of time.Handing out cards to the runners aint pretty.Many things happened but I aint gonna talk about it.

Anyway,Sunday I will be participating in a 7-a-side soccer competition.Looking at my team,we will definitely concede goals.

So much so,we will give away goals like a thai whore on a friday night.

But hey,its all for the love of the game.

Toodles people,Im off to study.

Within Temptation

2008-08-05T07:53:00.000-07:00

Wife,do not use my weakness as a weapon.Already Im being abused by you and Fana the Terrible.

Anyway,my tagboard suddenly became a discussion forum regarding sperms and eggs.God knows what you guys are talking about.All I know is about the making of the process,not the process itself.

Duwi just became bald.His head looks like an egg dipped in light soya sauce.Nice haircut humpty-dumpty.

Exams are coming.

Death.

High chance Ill be on a hiatus.

My future is at stake.

Love Hurts

2008-08-04T06:00:00.000-07:00

I'm so bored that I have to resort to reading articles on the Newsweek website.You may think that websites like this are boring.

Its not if you have a proper functioning brain.The real reason why some people think it is boring is because they just don't have the necessary intelligence to understand the articles.Hiding behind a smokescreen I must say.

Oh yeah,I've encountered an article regarding an Egyptian women pregnant with 9 babies in her womb.

9 dammit.

The husband's sperm fierce sia.

Anyway,I think I am detecting a horrible trend growing in the world of Friendster.

Its disgusting I tell you.

Every time I come across some random minah/mat profile,without fail there will a photo album categorized as fan signs.For all those who are still clueless on what I am talking about,go bang your head on any hard surfaces and read on.

One example

Picture deleted.

To make a fan sign or whatever shit they are called,you just have to choose your best pose in a photo.Then go and edit and write someones name on it to signal you admiration for him/her.

Make sure the font is cool fuck.

God,these people have brought idolizing to a whole new galaxy.Its as if the people they worship are demi-gods or something.

The people who receive these kind of photos will then get an ego boost.Thus,they will then act like idiots.

Who doesn't?

There are many more ways to appreciate someone.

Like tagging this blog perhaps.

Hahaha!

Over My Head

2008-08-03T07:03:00.000-07:00

Wah,my head feels like it is going through a state of decompression.

So anyway,the reason why I did not update yesterday as per usual was because I was out the whole night.

I bet some of you felt cheated yesterday waiting for me to update.

Moving on,what did I do the whole night?

I got no freaking idea.

The only thing I remembered was someone's hair was on fire.

I didnt even know hair was that combustible.

Burnt hair gives out the most nonsensical smell ever.

My god,I cant think properly.

Proper blogging will resume tomorrow.

4 minutes to sing like a frog

2008-08-01T07:59:00.000-07:00

Today was hilarious.Too many things happen today and I dont have the energy to write it all down.Ill try my best though.

Today was the finals for the Talentime organised by both SMA and School of CLS.Duwi managed to get to the finals so being such a nice friend,I went to see if whales can really sing.

Anyway,the event started at around 5.30.So,went and played soccer for a while.

Wah,Its been a long time since I played soccer.A bit rusty.However,the pain came back.So I had to stop.Now my ankle hurts.

Power pack ah.

So rotted at the club with wen jia and charlene.

Wen jia thinks highlighting the whole chapter will help her study.My god,It looks like coloring to me.Might as well I give you a coloring book filled with doraemon pictures to color with your hearts desire.

Haha.

Finally,the event started.To be honest I expected kickass perfomances since it was the finals.

The Singles event was okay.

But the battle of the bands ah.

Pure hell.

I think my sperm count was reduced to half.Kena slaughtered by bad vocals.

Who the hell plays For whom the bell tolls by METALLICA in this kind of competition?

The performance was average too.

But the best went out to the band who played the song Otherside by red hot chilli peppers.

The vocalist was a downright stinker.His voice was so bad that people can get constipation just by listening it.

The best thing is that he could headbang while singing it.

The lad should have his dick amputated for the untold nightmare he bestowed on us.

But credits goes to azahari's(sp?) band.They were by far the best band that have the most energy when performing.

The emcee from CLS is downright lame.So lame that he makes Angel pro at joking.

And that is bad news.

Oh yeah,before duwi's turn to perform.He looks very nervous.For a guy with a 12mm layer of skin,it is really suprising.

You did ok lah duwi.Eventhough got abit of a cock up while singing.

But hey,since when was your life isnt one?

Haha.

Cheese prata

2008-07-31T07:56:00.000-07:00

Its confirmed.I am addicted to cheese prata.Yes,its expensive but its all worth it.

The feeling ah.

Oh lala la sial.

The feeling better than wanking.

Hahaha.

Oh yeah,just now when I was in the club playing with my laptop.My laptop was being a bitch.Bloody hell,it wont open Internet explorer.Bloody frustrating I tell you.

Thank god I managed to fix the problem at home.If not some people will be disappointed.

Right Angel?

Haha

"We have the face of _________"

My god.

Anyway,happy birthday mus.

I find my sec 1 sister quite retarded.

I think because she is fat

Brownies

2008-07-30T09:59:00.000-07:00

Oh yeah,I forgot to mention this.

Irvin can bake brownies better than my mum.

And my mum is an F&N teacher.

Woah.

The Interview

2008-07-30T07:48:00.000-07:00

I suck at interviews.

Period.

Today had a talk regarding being involved in a F1 race.Damn exciting I tell you.The best thing is that you get paid too.Woah.

However,good things doesn't come without a catch.

Sigh,It had to be an interview.

I suck in interviews.

Especially the one's that catch you unprepared.

After the talk,we had to queue up to get interviewed.Waited lightyears for my turn.The interviewee(sp?) interviewed 10 people at one shot.Power.

Anyway,I was with 9 other guys and girls whom I didn't had a clue they existed.The person who interviewed us wanted to hear our reasons why we wanted to be involved in this event.So we took our turn telling him why.

By that time I knew was going to be screwed upside down.

The other people in my group were incredible.They really know how to angkat buah the interviewee.

Let me quote some fabulous sentences on how they 'impress' the guy.

"I want to be part of this event is because I want to be part of the team that as ONE,we will make the event a success and make Singapore proud"

This guy had Majulah Singapura written all over his face.So patriotic.
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"Well basically,I just want to experience what it is like to help out in this event and also because I feel I have the ability to do the job well."

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"I feel that I can execute my tasks professionally as I have the confidence in my ability.Therefore,this event is the perfect platform for me to show my abilities."

^This guy deserve a punch.He was applying for a position as an usherer.He talks with so much confidence.I didnt know being an usherer was that prestigious.

Then It was my turn.

This was what I could say.

"Hi,my name is Ilyas and i am a huge fan of F1.I worked as a sushi maker at carrefour before."

-__-

Yeah man,major screw up.

The guy looked at me with sympathy.

Sigh.

F1 and sushi.

Got link?

Say bye-bye to F1 Ilyas.

The Letter

2008-07-29T06:59:00.000-07:00

Ok,today was quite a disappointing day.

Finally,I can manage to access my student web mail.Thanks to duwi.

I got two emails I want to highlight.

Its a warning e-mail stating that my attendance for two modules is below 85%.

Woah.

Better start being serious.

Yah right.

If I start being serious,this blog will be boring.

And I wont post things like this.

The Dwhale.

It has a distinct smell that can be detected a few kilometres away.

Eversince this animal was discovered,it ranks first for being the smelliest of all in the animal kingdom.Skunks cant even match to its standard.

The US Army is reported to use the smell as a form of biological warfare.That will flush the likes of Osama out of their caves.

Haha.

No hard feelings eh.

Its all for fun and laughter.

But thanks ah for helping me access the email thingy.Tmr i belanja you 50 sen ice cream.

So Long

2008-07-28T06:58:00.000-07:00

Ok,as promised.Here are the pictures.

The day at Sentosa was mad.Eventhough there were not many people that came.It was kinda enjoyable.

^The chick between the legs was hot

^Isaac loves anal probing

^Arun and Fauzi digging

^I guess they were trying to make a fox hole

^Ah.To bury them.

^Arun

^Cool shit

^Trey &Wei Hao

^You know you are in deep shit when high tide arrives

^HAHAHAHA

^Arun the Kumar

^For your viewing pleasure

^Chickadees went gaga over this guy

So went to vivo to eat at around 5+.While we are in the tram,i saw these woman wearing a gown I think.My god,she didnt wear a bra.Her nipple could be seen from 10 metres away.Macam walnut.Angel got too excited that she kinda talked loudly.Too loud.

"Eh!I can see her nipple!"

-__-

Smart Angel.

These past few days I think god wants to test my patience.

The people I encounter.Tsk.

But today.

From Simei to Dover was a dream come true.

A pretty chick sleeping on your shoulder.

Dont worry.

No armpit hair.

Rain or Shine

2008-07-27T07:49:00.000-07:00

The Sentosa outing was so-so.It would be more enjoyable if there were more people.

I am currently uploading pictures to photobucket.Obviously it takes time,so maybe ill do a proper one tomorrow.

From burying people till the neck,twirling arpit hair and encountering a braless women with nipples the size of walnuts.

Haha.

Tomrrow ah.

Fishy eh

2008-07-26T06:03:00.000-07:00

Alright,my proposed self-study at Esplanade Library didn't materialise.Wanted to go initially but it was on a Saturday.On Saturday's the place would be crawling with mats.Also,my parents wanted to take the family for dinner.Since its been a long time i went out with the parentage,I agreed.

Angel just asked me whether I have updated my blog.Haha.Its good that I blog everyday you know.So be patient yeah.

Anyway,we went to eat at Fish & Co's.As usual the food was great.The only thing that i hate is their birthday celebration ritual.You see,when someone is celebrating his/her birthday in the restaurant.The staff would all stand in one circle around the birthday boy/girl(they must stand on a chair) and do their unique version of singing the birthday song.Oh yeah,they will sing and stamp on the floor like crazy fuckers.

Cmon,its obviously disturbing.For me,I just cannot concentrate.Its as if the birthday boy/girl is so special that he deserves the attention.He/she just turn a year older for god's sake.

This year's birthday for me was ordinary.The only present I got was a belt from wife and ayu.

And all you idiots think i am pampered.

Sigh.

Tomorrow there will be a SMAC outing at Sentosa.Do come and join us.

However,some wont go cause the next-next day is a school day.Therefore,they need to rest.

Wow.

Ive never heard such utter bullshit in my entire fag life.

NEWS FLASH!

I THINK IVE JUST WON 1 MILLION POUNDS!

Ask me tomorrow at Sentosa.

But it looks kinda fishy..

Gender Confused

2008-07-25T07:31:00.000-07:00

Is it me or my train rides is getting much more interesting?

Without fail,I will always encounter dumbfucks when going to school.From beautiful girls with curly armpit hair to the typical to Ah bengs/mats trying to impress us with their wide knowledge of the type of songs they listen to by blasting it on their Hp.

Today was a whole new experience for me.

A transexual displaying affections in public.Ok,Its not my first time seeing a bapok but it was a first witnessing a bapok cuddling with a guy.

Oh god,they sat directly opposite me.So i get to see the whole action.Not pretty I tell you.At first when the tranny entered,I thought it was a woman at first but cannot be.Too ugly and muscular.

So being me,my eyes kinda wandered around.

I WAS NOT CHECKING HER OUT.THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I was just curious.

Then ah,I saw it.

A freaking bulge potruding in her miniskirt.Sial ah.I think my stomach wanted to relocate to my throat.

But the best thing is the guy didnt seem to know that.My god.

I think the guy was too desperate or just plain dumb.

Maybe he thought the bulge was just a tumour or a big ass zit on her/his supposed vagina.

Poor lad.

Thank god they alighted way before me.Or else I have to take the trouble of gorging my tainted eyeballs out and wash it with Chlorox.

Whats next sia.

A pair of gays pinching each other's nipples?

World of Conflicts

2008-07-24T08:48:00.000-07:00

You know,I think these few days has been really hectic.I am involved in so many things.Things that really eats up my time away.

To be honest,I actually enjoy it.Rather than going home straight after school and do nothing.At least there is something to do.Eversince poly,I think I changed quite abit.Im involved in things that I loathe to do in secondary school.

People change not because they want to but because they have to.

It is really depressing that conflicts can arise from these petty things.

I hope you two find a solution to your problems.

Anyway,I found a prata shop which sells the most delicious food ever.Its so good it can give instant happiness.

I mean seriously.After the meal,I found a new meaning in life.

Woah,a cheese prata making an impact in my life.

Thats a first.

Oh yeah,high chance I am gonna be involved in the F1 race in singapore.

Be a helper I think.

Fuh,happening sia.

I can't wait.

Sex and the City

2008-07-23T07:16:00.000-07:00

You know the world is seriously in trouble when babies start to do this.

The parents of this poor baby should be gunned down.Corrupted sia.This is so wrong.

God,the baby even kissed the doll before humping.

Sigh,the future is so bright.

Oh yeah.

Ever since the opening of the new batman movie,all i hear is the phrases

"Why so serious?"

"Lets put a smile on that face"

Freaking irritating sia.

Some people even go to the extent of doing the phlegm-stuck-in-throat kinda voice.Even though they fail miserably.

I don't mind it actually but try listening to it again and again.

Like chibai you know?

The joker brought lunacy to a whole new level.

He freaks me out.

Seriously.

All Lies

2008-07-22T07:21:00.000-07:00

Have you ever felt what it is like to have your feelings being cheated?

Ive had the misfortune to experience it again and again but this one takes the cake.I was as usual late for school.My buisness IT test starts at 8.I was on the train at bugis at that time.Smart.

So yeah,when the train stopped at city hall I saw a very fine chick entering the carriage I was in.As expected,I surveyed her top to bottom.Cmon,which straight guy doesnt?

Anyway,she had the looks,the figure,the hair and everything related to beauty.I think I was hyperventilating by that time.She was wearing a spaghetti strap top I think.As there were no seats available,she stood infront of me facing me.I was melting already.Then she raised her arms to hold the handle.

Oh god.I was blinded by this.

Sial ah,I can tie knots with those.

Ok ah,not that long but you can get the picture.

Her armpit hair ah.I think if you look closer you could see orang utans swinging from strand to strand.

Hell,I even think there is a whole ecosystem in there.

Its so bushy that even sunlight can't penetrate it.

If only you guys were there.We could vomit by the bucketloads.

Sigh.Heartpain I tell you.

Oh yeah,regarding the test in Biz IT.I was supposed to make a postcard with my class picture on it.However,I didnt have one.Out of desperation,I did this.

Cool fuck bodoh.

Change

2008-07-21T07:20:00.000-07:00

Funny how people can be so confident of themselves without even realising they are embarrassing themselves.

I call it misguided confidence.

Or some prefer plain stupidity.

I am not targeting anyone really.It is more of an observation as I have encountered these kind of people with increasing regularity.

It is up to them to just wake up and realise that they are morons who feed on attention to survive.

Oh yeah.

Attention my dear readers,

You remember the event I attended which I got a NUM singlet/tanktop or whatever fuck you guys call it.

Im selling that digusting thing.

It looks digusting on me to tell you the truth.

So here you go guys.

Front view.

Back View

The size is L.Due to my small build body.I looked like a poor fag wearing that thing.

Due to its exclusive nature of the product.I'll auction it off.

Proceeds will directly go to Ily's Pocket Money Fund.

Starting bid will be 10 bucks.

Bid on my tagboard.

Skin deep

2008-07-20T09:23:00.000-07:00

Today I spent the whole day peeling my sunburnt skin,Disgusting I know.But somehow there is a feeling of syiokness while peeling it.

A sense of achievement too.

Hahaha.

I think the topic of mats and ah bengs are popular among blog readers.Judging by the response in my tagboard.But I do not want to explore into this topic because my views wont change the change situation.Its up to the community as a whole.

I hate the fact that some people look down on me.

I know who you are.

The Date

2008-07-19T10:34:00.000-07:00

Today went out for a movie with the X-factor.We watched The Dark Knight at Ehub.The movie was awesome.A must watch.

After that went to marina square and ate at Secret Recipe.The food was suprisingly good and so was the price which was quite decent.

^I malu lah (sial ah!)

^The lagsana was awesome!

^So was the cheesecake.

^hee!

We parted ways soon after walking around.Went and met with the guys to lepak.Marina is getting disgusting sia.The mats there.

Whats up with ah bengs and mats wearing fusion skinnies?

Red colour for the left leg.White colour for ther right leg.

The guy brought national pride to a whole new level.

Oh god,have mercy on them.Please guide them to the path of wearing decent clothes.It saves us normal people the agony of watching them embarrass themselves.

Oh yeah,me and X-factor.

Nothing between us ah.

So dont get excited.

Espicially you wife.

Jump!

2008-07-18T09:17:00.000-07:00

Have you ever felt this strange feeling when you sense danger is lurking round the corner?

Be it your eyes twitching uncontrollably or your head telling you that something aint right.

Well,I experienced it during the jetty jump.It happened when i went up the highest point of the platform.When I looked down,something weird happened.

You know the cartoon Spiderman?When he senses danger,he always says-

"My spidey sense is tingling"

Well for me,its different.That very moment on the platform looking down on the water,it happened.

"My dicky is vibrating"

It was the weirdest experience really.Out of the blue,the thing just quivered.

Cool sia,Ilyas Jr can sense danger too!

So if i see any women and my down there vibrates.

God bless her soul coz she got AIDS.

HAHA.

Oh yeah charlene,practice your jetty jump by hopping onto small puddles.

Its a great motivational boost.

Waiting for you to jump no joke sia,like waiting for doomsday.

But its ok,people have their fears.I do too.But someday we must overcome them i guess.

Haha,next week you jump succesfully.I belanja you one prata.

Kosong ah.

Memory Wipe

2008-07-17T07:42:00.001-07:00

I found this picture in Husrin's blog.Memories.

Back in secondary school days,we did alot of crazy things.

Opening up some random people's locker and pouring piss onto their books.

Visit the jungle for soccer balls.

Witnessing taufiq pee in his pants during sec 1

<---This guy!

Me stealing all the pilot pens i could lay my hands on

Laughing at Wei Chong's stuttering

Set the school's toilet on fire

Me getting accused of deflowering a sec 1 girl(Dont ask)

Sigh.Now in poly,its different.

You just cannot trust people that easily.

Oh yah,duwi want me to feature him again in my blog.Please do not take this seriously.

So kawaii.

Have you ever witness a whale suntanning?

See the blubber spilling all over the chair?

My god,Im such a cbk.

Dont take it seriously ah duwi.Its all about fun and laughter.You joker what.

Black sheep

2008-07-17T05:52:00.000-07:00

Alright,Ill try to make this short and sweet.

Tomorrow for seamanship practical I will have to do the jetty jump since last two weeks I did not come for the first one.Ive done it before and it was fun.

Dont worry,Ill bring my extra underwear.With Duwi around,its not safe you know.

My class have a group of wierd girls.Once,during lesson.Out of the blue they begin to hum to the tune of doraemon theme song.Freaky siol.

Girls are deceptive.

Dont you agree?

Fall from grace

2008-07-16T09:59:00.000-07:00

Brazilians are known to born to play beautiful soccer.People will fall over themselves to admire their skill and grace.However,some of them really bring their country's name down.

One of them is this guy.

Meet ronaldo.

Digusting sia.

He is now like a walking piece of lard.

One Last Breath

2008-07-16T08:13:00.000-07:00

Today was hellish.The feeling of dread really was a first time experience for me.

For one whole day,my mind kept imagining horrible thoughts.I was at wits end actually.With no information at all.No one to turn to.

Come on,even though I am your past.That was just not right.What you did was unforgivable.Just beacuse I no longer contact you doesnt mean I did not care for you.Everyone have their own problems.With their own way of solving it.Some do it by keeping it to themselves.Some just let it go.

But suicide is not one of them.

For once please do not just give up if everything doesnt go your way.You have friends.Approach them.Seek help.

I still do care for you if you are not aware of it.

Oh no

2008-07-15T09:06:00.000-07:00

Oh god please.Let it be a false alarm.

Shallow Pool

2008-07-15T07:51:00.000-07:00

Please do not pass judgement on people whom you barely know.

To even think I did not have anything against you initially.Such a regret.

Moving on.

I think I need someone to push me.

In terms of discipline that is.Ive been slacking too much.Maybe I need to tweak some of my habits here and there.

Yeah I know discipline comes from within.

Mrt ride home was pure hell.The train smelt like rotten vagina.

Ride The Lightning

2008-07-14T08:44:00.000-07:00

I am too tired to blog about anything right now.

You just wasted 3 mins of your life going to my blog expecting to be amused.

3 mins is alot.

It could be used for self-pleasuring.

Now go touch yourself.

Life's a beach

2008-07-13T04:07:00.000-07:00

My god,to think that having a leg injury is frustrating.I think Im suffering a lock jaw or something.I cant even open my mouth to even put a finger in it.It hurts like hell.

This is torture.

There's a high chance I wont be talking much tomorrow.So guys,enjoy the silence while you can.

Pictures from the Hooked event.The event was held in Club Del Mar I think.

The Dunking machine.Duwi tried it.Half the water in the tank was displaced.Haha.

Ahmad the goalie.Brilliants saves he made throughout the competition.

Pure terror.

The standard group photo.

Childhood innocence.

Note how many people were required to launch the whale.

Note the distance it took for the whale to sink.

We were given NUM tops.I looked like a third world refugee wearing it.

Pain

2008-07-12T07:58:00.000-07:00

My team got fourth position for the beach soccer competition.Congratulation.

But i feel i did not contribute anything.I injured my leg during the second match.

And I think this injury has got to do with my ligaments.

While walking home,my injured leg gave way.

I sat down on the pavement for a few mins.The pain was intense.

Fucking frustrating.

Pictures will be uploaded tomorrow.

Fall for you

2008-07-11T08:37:00.000-07:00

Today was somewhat a mixed day.Half the day was pure thrilling.Another half was frustrating.

For seamanship practical today,my group had to do a man overboard exercise.Its an exercise whereby we learn the procedures on what to do if some stupid bugger fell off the boat.Since we had to do it on open sea,i went to change to my unwanted clothes as the likelihood of getting wet is high.

So off I went to change in the toilet.

Extra clothes.

Check.

Shorts.

Check.

Undergarment.

Alamak.

My god,of all thing to forget.

Lets just say that Ilyas Jr. was left unsecured.

I didnt know driving a power boat was such fun.

Doing figures of eight around two bouys were suprisingly easy.But the best part was when the instuctor told me to increase the speed.

I went 10knots.Fuh,the feeling was like fuh!10knots is quite fast.And when you manouevre it.

Absolutely thriller!Now i really wanna take a boat license.

In the end,i never got wet.Cheat my feelings only.

Tomorrow there is beach soccer competition at Sentosa.

Shit.

Sorry for the wordy post.

Hold on

2008-07-10T07:19:00.000-07:00

I am disgusted with the actions of the Macdonald's delivery boys in my school.Well,not all actually.Just the minority of them.

Wife was approached by some delivery guy to hand her a piece of paper.No prizes for guessing.

And the way they stare at people.

Its as if they own the friggin school.Cmon man,you are just delivery boys.Its good that you serve the community by fattening them up

But please don't act as if you are on top of the social hierarchy.

God knows where you guys get your misguided confidence.

No class at all.

People like you bring our race reputation down.

Happy Birthday

2008-07-09T09:10:00.000-07:00

Happy 17th birthday wife!

Your idiocy and blurness never cease to amaze me.

Really.

But it is somewhat a form of entertainment.You epitomise the word friendly.Keep it up.24/7 smiling only eh.

My god,praising people is difficult.I think I shall stick to my strength.

Dear wife.

You are still fat.

Muahahahaha.

Joking-joking.

Ice Ice Baby

2008-07-09T08:10:00.000-07:00

Well today was the first ICE camp meeting among the main committee.Let me fill you up regarding ICE camp.Its a camp to promote social cohesion between all CCA clubs.Since SP have a total of 88+/- clubs.This event is quite big.

I am assigned to night activities.Which is Night Walk.

Cool shit.

There will be an expected 120 campers.Preparing the routes will be a nightmare.

One night of scaring the shit out of 120 campers.

I hope it will go smoothly.

And i pray there will be no uninvited guests.

Sorry guys.No funny post tonight.